Spend All Your Money as Fast as Possible!!

This game is obviously heavily inspired by those games where you spend Jeff Bezos' money (an example of which can be found here: https://nealfun.org/spend-jeff-bezos-money/ ), but I wanted to make my own version of it for a couple of reasons:

1 - I wanted to see if I could make a game like it in Twine.

2 - I wanted to inject my own sense of humor into it.

The game is fairly simple, all you have to do is press a few buttons.